Wannabe philosopher Jaden Smith quits Twitter: his finest existential tweets - The Hollywood Mag

Wannabe philosopher Jaden Smith quits Twitter: his finest existential tweets


Jaden Smith, arguably the Socrates of our time, has quit Twitter. The 16-year-old will no longer be gracing us with important lessons, musings, and existential reflections. The son of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith didn’t say why he quit or whether he will return. So for now let’s have a look back at the best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) tweets. “People Think A RelationShip Makes You Whole, That It’s Two 50%’s Coming Together To Make 100% When It Should Be Two 100%’s Making 200%…”
  • @officialjaden on March 5, 2014
I’d like to point out here that neither he or his sister Willow attend school because they don’t believe in traditional education. Or math. “When She’s So Fine That You See A Picture And Immediately Start Doing Push Up.”
  • @officialjaden on November 30, 2014
Rumor has it Jaden dated Kylie Jenner for a while. He attended her sister Kim’s wedding in a white Batman costume. Deep.

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“How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real”
  • @officialjaden on May 2, 2013
This kid is a stoner, right? “If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.”
  • @officialjaden on September 12, 2013

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“I Don’t Want You Guys To Think Because I Was Born In America That I Speak And Abide By English Grammar. I Speak Jaden, Indefinitely.”
  • @officialjaden on November 3, 2014
We know, Jaden. We know. “People Tell Me To Smile I Tell Them The Lack Of Emotion In My Face Doesn’t Mean I’m Unhappy”
  • @officialjaden on January 1, 2013
It was bound to happen, I actually agree with something Jaden said.

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“Every 7 Years Your Body Is Completely Replaced With Entirely New Cells So Just Because You Look The Same Doesn’t Mean You Are.”
  • @officialjaden on February 11, 2014
But seriously, this kid must be stoned all the time. “I Encourage You All To Unfollow Me So I Can Be Left With The People Who Actually Appreciate Philosophy And Poetry. / #CoolTapeVol2”
  • @officialjaden on December 10, 2013
Goodbye Jaden. You’ll be missed by the many Twitter tyrants who love to troll you. Also, we love your dad.

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Leia Smoudianis is a west coaster freezing her bum off in Toronto. The former (yet still very bitter) server is now selling vacuums on The Shopping Channel and hoping to get adopted by the Kardashians.

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